![]() “Just about the time a woman thinks her work is done, she becomes a grandmother.” -Edward H. She remembers all of your accomplishments and forgets all of your mistakes.” -Barbara Cageģ1. “A grandma is warm hugs and sweet memories. “Grandmas never run out of hugs or cookies.” -Unknownģ0. ![]() “It’s such a grand thing to be a mother of a mother, that’s why the world calls her grandmother.” -UnknownĢ9. The next you are all-wise and prehistoric.” -Pam BrownĢ8. “Grandmas are moms with lots of frosting.” -UnknownĢ7. “It’s impossible for a grandmother to understand that few people, and maybe none, will find her grandchild as endearing as she does.” -Janet LaneseĢ6. “A mother becomes a true grandmother the day she stops noticing the terrible things her children do because she is so enchanted with the wonderful things her grandchildren do.” -Lois WyseĢ5. “Mom knows a lot, but grandma knows everything.” -UnknownĢ4. “When grandparents enter the door, discipline flies out the window.” -Ogden Nash Photo by David Em/Humor Living.Ģ3. “Children are often spoiled because no one will spank grandma.” -UnknownĢ2. ![]() “If mom says no, ask grandma.” -UnknownĢ1. It was this wild kind of singing.” -Cassandra WilsonĢ0. “My grandmother sang, too, and she was really loud. “I am a grandmother now, and that means age is creeping on, creeping on.” -Lillie Langtryġ9. “The best ally you can have in breaking up a street fight is a grandmother.” -Joe Bob Briggsġ8. “Changing a diaper is a lot like getting a present from your grandmother – you’re not sure what you’ve got but you’re pretty sure you’re not going to like it.” -Jeff Foxworthyġ7. They know how you did it, and they can hear you trying to hide the evidence.” -Unknownġ6. “Grandmothers are better than the secret service. “A grandmother pretends she doesn’t know who you are on Halloween.” -Erma Bombeck Photo by David Em/Humor Living.ġ5. “Every house needs a grandmother in it.” -Louisa Mae Alcottġ4. “As I learned from growing up, you don’t mess with your grandmother.” -Prince Williamġ3. “Being pretty on the inside means you don’t hit your brother and you eat all your peas – that’s what my grandma taught me.” -Philip Stanhopeġ2. She was the latter.” -Jessica Williamsġ1. “There’s milk-and-cookies Grandma, and there’s Colt 45 and Atlantic City Grandma. My grandma went back to Ohio and told her bowling friends, ‘Guess what? I was riding to set with Missy and Ridiculous!'” -Alyson Stonerġ0. “To this day, I remember vividly Missy Elliott, Ludacris, and my grandma riding in a golf cart to set. You put her in a rental car, and she’s doing doughnuts in the K-Mart parking lot!” -Jeff Foxworthyĩ. “My grandma’s the most careful, safe driver in the world. She cheated because it was a much more scientific and surer way of winning than trusting to luck.” -Allan ShermanĨ. “Grandparents are there to help children get into the mischief they have not yet thought of.” -Unknownħ. That gave her an excuse to pile up the food on her plate and to treat her to homemade sweets almost every day too.” -Effrosyni MoschoudiĦ. She always found her granddaughter too thin. “We believed in our grandmother’s cooking more fervently than we believed in God.” -Jonathan Foerĥ. “There’s no place like home – except grandma’s house.” -UnknownĤ. She’s ninety-seven now, and we don’t know where the hell she is.” -Ellen DeGeneresģ. “My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. All fun and no stress.” -Marie Osmond Photo by David Em/Humor Living.Ģ. ![]() Funny quotes every grandma will find relatableġ. ![]()
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